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June 2025

CONFESSIONS OF A HARSH, JUDGEMENTAL AND UNAPOLOGETIC DOG-SNOB.
In 2018 the French Bulldog became the most popular dog breed in the UK. In 2022 the yappy little Frenchies took America also. This dog snob does not…
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THE JUSTIN TRUDEAU x KING CHARLES x ADIDAS-SNEAKERS-WITH-A-SUIT, "GAZELLES-GATE" CONTROVERSY. MY HOT TAKE.
(AND FIVE OTHER POTENTIALLY CATASTROPHIC POLITICAL CLOTHING CHOICES)
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Live and Let Dye...or Die Another Grey?
Unless you are George Clooney, "silver fox" is just a polite way of saying "old". "Distinguished" is a euphemism for decrepit. Assisted dyeing may be…
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May 2025

ON FATHERS' DAY - TO KING CHARLES AND DAVID BECKHAM. A WORD OF ADVICE...FROM ANOTHER DAD.
Being a father, to older, grown-up kids, is both heartbreak and delight. Here's what this dad to two daughters has learned about the fine art of being…
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Cannes + Graydon Carter + Hotel du Cap = WORLD CLASS star-fuckery
Reading Vanity Fair editor Graydon Carter's memoir "When The Going Was Good" reminded me of the night in 2014 that I sneaked into his fabled film…
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April 2025

A ceramic snob's coffee mugs...ranked
A good mug makes a hot brew taste better. Makes you feel better too. This is my top ten, kitchen cupboard countdown.
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IS IRONING YOUR JEANS NOW…HIP?
For decades it was a un-cool, un-rock n roll, stylistic taboo... but has pressing a knife-sharp crease into denim suddenly become a fashion thing for…
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WHY ALL THE GUYS LOVE A GAP-TOOTHED GIRL. An ode to imperfect orthodontistry
White Lotus actor Aimee Lou Wood comes from a long line of diastemic British beauties. But while Americans remain averse to a gap-toothed smile, we fall…
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March 2025

Can a grown man ever wear SPANX?
...and keep his dignity intact?
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WHY DOES TRUMP CHOOSE TO LOOK LIKE THAT? 5 x KEY ELEMENTS OF THE IMAGE EXPLAINED
Why the tumeric face, the old ladies' hair, the terrible suits, nasty shirts and cheap neck ties. A deep dive into the master of the ghastliverse's…
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"DO YOU STOCK CABLE TIES?"
For decades we got bound up in lengths of rope or industrial strength adhesive tape. Now, when ever there is kinky sex or kidnapping in a movie, the…
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