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WHY ALL THE GUYS LOVE A GAP-TOOTHED GIRL. An ode to imperfect orthodontistry

WHY ALL THE GUYS LOVE A GAP-TOOTHED GIRL. An ode to imperfect orthodontistry

White Lotus actor Aimee Lou Wood comes from a long line of diastemic British beauties. But while Americans remain averse to a gap-toothed smile, we fall in love with them. Here's why...

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Apr 08, 2025
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Every time I watch Aimee Lou Wood in series three of White Lotus, the spoken overture to Grace Jones’s 1985 epic “Slave to The Rhythm” wanders into my head. That lush, Trevor Horn-produced masterpiece begins with Grace’s androgynous baritone making a rallying, freak flag-flying call to arms.

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