Be Honest…Does My Bum Look Big in this Substack?
ARE YOUR UNIQLO CHINOS LYING TO YOU? Has the vanity-sized waist band on your pants just been, like, really kind to you for the last 20 years? OR ARE YOU JUST FAT?
Fantasy (above) Reality (below)
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